I wish I had a thumb

I was laying by the pool today and all of sudden realized I don't have a thumb. Normally these types of things don't bother me, but I thought about what life would be like with thumb. I could use my thumb to grip and open things, like refrigerator doors, cabinets, bags of greenies. I could use the remote control on for the tv, text message people on my cell phone (if I had a cell phone). Oh the things I could do if I only had a thumb.